I Still Don't Care About Influencer Boxing, You Shouldn't Either.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: The shit I thought I was done talking about.

Just a few days ago, The Tyrone Woodley vs. Jake Paul Boxing match happened, Jake won, the 10 year old fans of Jake Paul think he's a god, Jake thinks he's a god, and I still don't care about Boxing.

I may not hate Boxing, but I do hate having something I really don't care for shoved in my face constantly. Sorry, but this is gonna be a little vent, I have to get this out of my system. I just don't give a fuck about influencers, I don't give a fuck about boxing, you combine the two and there's something I really don't give two fucks about.

I still don't get Boxing, East Asia and Southeast Asia invented the best combat sports. You can't change my mind.

Jake Paul makes claims that he's a real boxer. Just one problem: So far, no real boxer or striker has ever faced off against Jake at all, only a FIFA youtuber, an NBA player, a retired MMA fighter who was a bad striker, and another wrestling-based guy who hasn't won any fights in the UFC for years.

Jake would never go toe to toe with an actual striker. Why? Because he knows he'll lose and he'll lose the fight sales afterward.

Speaking of sales, do you know why Jake Paul got into Boxing? No, it's not because he actually likes the sport, I barely know anyone who is into the sport of Boxing. It's because Boxing, while losing viewers to MMA, is still a more lucrative prospect.

Each Jake Paul fight is like $50 a fight. Jake knows people hate him. He may not know why, but he knows that people don't like him, so they wanna pay him to see him get knocked out.

Problem is, he's not gonna get knocked out. Know why? He picks either easy opponents. Next he'll fight Conor MacGregor's grandma. It's all a rip off, you are never gonna see him get knocked out because Jake picks all his fights, and will keep doing so. If you paid for the fight, I feel so bad for you.

I get padding the record, after all, lots of hall of fame boxers like Ali and Tyson started off with opponents who are unskilled and have terrible records, the industry calls them 'Tomato cans.' At the very least, these tomato cans are actual boxers, the tomato cans Jake faces off against aren't even boxers, and as I said he never will face off against a real boxer, not even a tomato can boxer.

So here's what I want you to do: Stop paying for these events.

Remember when that shithead kid we knew kept losing at Super Smash Bros. so he had to change the rules and stop us from using characters we're good at so he can win? That shithead kid grew up to be Jake Paul who went with boxing because the ruleset makes it so grapplers can't use takedowns, kickboxers can't use kicks, and Nak Muays can't use their elbows and knees. Stop talking about him, stop considering him a fighter when he only boxes, and stop calling him a real boxer when he wouldn't even go against a tomato can. Let me know if Jake Paul goes into the Octagon under MMA rules. I'm sure he'll do well:

Jake really wants you to forget this ever happened. Silly Jake, the internet remembers everything.

Save that money for something worthy, like a ticket to Thailand so you can watch Muay Thai matches at the Lumpinee Boxing Stadium, and go to Japan and attend a Rizin FF match. Ignore Jake Paul, remember that Logan Paul lost to Floyd Mayweather, and go watch some kickboxing instead.