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Words I Want to Erase from the English Language

English: A mutated combination of Germanic and Latin, with a helping dash of Celtic mixed in it. A truly beautiful language that makes it harder for immigrants to blend in to our society, yeah take that you pissy Arab bitches, you're too lame for the awesomeness that is America!! Unfortunately, there are some words in English that suck ass, and if given the opportunity, would completely eradicate from the English language forever. Such examples include:

Anti-SJW

Okay, not so much of a word as much as it is an onomatopoeia (i.e. pow, crunch, etc. words that are sound effects) for the act of a lobotomy itself. When someone describes themselves as anti-sjw, they're actually saying that they may be like those people who say they're "anti-fascist" like it's some special stance that no one else has taken. Same with these retards, except these people actually want to ban social justice because they don't like what they have to say.

Egalitarian

Morons who don't want equality. They always describes themselves as such, and then in the same breath call themselves "anti-feminists". Guess what, morons, you don't want equality, you want superiority for white people and males exclusively. Besides, equality is stupid, everyone knows I'm above everybody else.

Eagle-itarian

Some dipshit thought it would be clever to combine the words Eagle and Egalitarian, except it's not.

Anti-feminist

See: Egalitarian

Brony

Can we finally agree as a species that grown men watching my little pony is not normal at all? I mean, how is it not considered laughable for dudes to watch something for little girls? I'm still laughing at them for that, because in the minds of rational people, it's still one of the most hilarious things to witness. Sadly everyone else seems to have gone insane, and started claiming that it's normal. Guess what, morons, it's not. This is why we need a return to manliness. Next time, tell your damn kids that boys should not be playing with girl's toys or watch something made for girls, otherwise you get the pony jar project (don't look it up).

Pro-logic

Everytime some dipshit describes themselves as that, that makes me pro-suicide.

Sex-positivity

See also: Stupidity

Woke

Go back to sleep!

DDLG

Or Daddy-Dom Little Girl. Man, what is up with people? This is a weird fetish anyway, and the people involved with it are definitely not normal. These people really do have mental illness.

Hentai

Seriously, scrub that shit off the internet, we have kids here. Also, the people who do jack off to that shit are freaks and degenerates.

Moe

Moe anime sucks!

Angrygrape1337

Just kidding, I kick ass!

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