Are you a neckbeard? Find out with this quiz.

It's time for a special quiz called Are You a Neckbeard? We start off with 0 points, and if you count how many you get, you may go to the counter at the bottom to compare how many points you got to see how much of a neckbeard you are.

Let's begin.

You wear a fedora. +5

You have a trenchcoat. +5

You are unhygienic. +5

You still live with your parents. +5

You're still a virgin after 18 +5

You have never been in a relationship +10

You make a neckbeard quiz +10

You have an unhealthy view about the opposite sex +10

You never talked to the opposite sex +10

You suck at interacting to the opposite sex +10

You have a body pillow +25

You watch harem anime +25

You watch moe anime +25

You watch shitty anime in general +25

You defend shitty anime despite the obvious fact that it sucks +25

You probably listen to J-pop like Burzum or Mayhem (K-pop like Children of Bodom is where it's at) +25

You get mad over a different opinion +25

You play huniepop/senran kagura/hydrodickmeasuring numbnuts/other erotic games (they all suck) +50

You like cutesy stuff +50

You are a brony +50

You know every MLP song (They suck so much, they make the sound of someone dying from their own vomit sound like Bach) +50

You keep singing MLP songs in public (Again, they all suck. I guess Crush 40 wasn't even an option by then) +50

You like disney movies +50

You like those shitty disney songs (i.e. all of them) +50

You know every disney song +50

(Seriously, what is with neckbeards and shitty music? I'm gonna crank Children of Bodom out loud on the nearest speaker and scream "HAISTA VITTU*!!!" in their ear while kicking their ass, then steal the girl of their dreams and make out with them heavily just to spite them, because this is stupid)

You enjoy fanservice anime like that Dragonmaid show (I haven't seen any episode, but then again, I've never tasted dog shit before and I know to stay away from it) +50

You are a furry +50

You are into furry rp +50

You wear a fursuit +50

You have a waifu +50

You are an alt-rightist +100

You claim to be going your own way but still bitch about feminism like a massive pussy +100

You are/were a part of gamergate +100

You care about non-existant "Men's issues" +100

You hate women in general +100

You think feminism is the reason you can't get laid +100

You're Gaijin Goombah +500

Let's tally up the scores then:

0-75

You're good.

75-250

Caution, turn back now!

250-2000

You are beyond saving, please kill yourself.

* "Haista Vittu" is Finnish for "Fuck You!" Alexi Laiho said it in one of his concerts.