I was being sarcastic. Harem anime sucks!

So what exactly do I hate about Harem Anime, you single neckbeards at home watching may ask (I know you're at home because harem anime fans never leave the house, and harem anime fans don't have girlfriends), I mean, it's about some loser in high school who can't talk to girls then some day he has like a bajillion girls falling in love with him at once, so how can anyone hate that? Well, I got an answer: the loser part. Who the fuck would want to put themselves in the shoes of a total nerd? We had shows like Dragonball Z where you could imagine yourself as a Super Saiyain, Vampire Hunter D where you could be a bishonen half-human half-vampire that hunts and kills vampires and kicks mutant ass world-wide for money, or be Golgo 13, the world's most skilled assassin who will kill anybody for money, so why in the everloving fuck would we want to be some total wimp? In fact, let's compare how harem protags are like compared to actual anime badasses:

Doesn't the guy on the right look more badass? Don't you wanna be this guy? This guy is called MD Geist, or "Most Dangerous Soldier" in his post-apocalyptic world. He does nothing but kill his enemies when ordered. Even when hot women want to have sex with him, he just pushes them away like a total badass instead of just acts like a total wuss who seems to be afraid of sex. Yes, he really is that alpha. He's not the only one, there are also guys like Kenshiro, Dunpeal, Guts, Golgo 13, Battousai the Manslayer, all these badasses, I'm telling you, it's better than being a total wimp who faints at the sight of girls. Also, having multiple girls fall in love with you at once? Yeah, that shit never happens in real life, so keep dreaming neckbeards.

All in all, Harem Anime sucks. Look, I know MD Geist isn't that great, but it's the kind of not-so-great that goes right back to FUCKING AWESOME!!!! Every single harem anime always stays between "Unredeemable garbage" to "I would rather watch putrid-smelling dog turds dry for 2 hours than watch this fucking shit".

Don't watch Harem Anime, watch something good.