Proof we live In a Decade of Bad Fashion

I rememeber when the 80s were a running joke, mainly because of the bad hair-styles, and how it dates all the way back in the mid 2000s. I would always hope that at least we got over some very regretful choices like the Mullet or the Perm, but sometimes we forget, and try something we think looks good. For instance, we thought it would be a good idea to bring back Ren and Stimpy, and boy did that go well.

So let's start with some images and snarky text that I like to do.

1. The Man-bun

For the perfect punchable face, it couldn't get anymore perfect with the man-bun. This abomination of a hairstyle...I don't know who thought it was a good idea, and I don't know why it's there, but all it seems to be is a warning telling us that the guy wearing it is a massive jackass.

2. The Fedora

So you wear a My Little Pony themed Fedora? Oh, how did you know that you want me to kick your ass!

Now before you get right into the comment section defending the fedora-because some people are mentally stuck in 2012-I have to tell you guys to get the hell out of this page. Fedoras are ugly, and only hipsters and neckbeards wear this ugly headpiece, kinda like only neckbeards keep playing huniepop, which is like a fedora in your steam library (For all I know, Call of Duty is like the backwards baseball cap in your steam library...which means "kinda tolerable, but annoying").

Don't believe me? Let this info graphic explain to you.

3. The Beards

As if this article wouldn't get hated by neckbeards enough already, I have to add beards, and that is because for every one guy that can pull it off, there are about a million fuckwits who are too lazy to keep it trimmed, cleaned, and overall tidy. Seriously, don't get me started on the neckpubes. That doesn't cover up that double chin very well.

4. The Half-shaved look

Ah yes, the dubstep hair, letting people know you just had brain surgery.

5. Shaved sides, long top AKA the Douche-coif and/or The Macklemore

What could be better than shaving one side? How about shaving two sides? This is basically what you get when you have curtained hair, but only instead of cutting the sides shorter, you shave the sides. Seriously, when did nazi haircuts become in style?

BONUS:

Don't forget the puppy filter.

You'd think that so far in this decade, we would at least have something cool. Maybe by the end of 2019, we would spend all our time and energy into cool technology instead of looking like the biggest douchebags in the world. Maybe we'll have these cool satellites that could shoot lasers at your command. Like when someone is annoying me, I could get my iPhone app and fire the thing right on the fucker.

NOTE: This isn't an argument against Gamergate, this is an argument for Satellite Weaponry.

That's all for now, I can't wait until the beard trend falls over so no one would have an excuse to cover up their double-chin, am I right, Leafy?