I Support Safe Spaces

There is an ongoing debate about whether college campi (plural for "campus") nationwide should have designated areas where adults could be safe from the outside world. Oh yeah, and guess who freaks out over such thing: You guessed it, dipshit Alt-Right weenies, the kind who supports Trump, Gamergate, Men's Rights, all this stupid bullshit stuff. I mean, Sargon of Akkad, who is the YouTube version of Rush Limbaugh, kept bitching about it on a daily basis.

What I'm saying is yes I do support Safe Spaces on college campi (Why isn't this a word? It makes so much more sense than campuses. You might as well run your tongue through a pastrami slicer when you say "campuses"), because these are people who are suffering mental disabilities. These insensitive dickheads would never know the plight of the people suffering.

The people who need safe spaces are suffering from Canttakeadifferentopinionitis, or Woclol's Disease. This is a disease that is widespread across America, and is affecting people at 18 years, even younger. The symptoms include a burning sensation in the anal area, heavy breathing, sore throat, and increased anger. The people who suffer from this disease always has a psychotic freakout in public, and with no place to calm themselves.

The average victim of Woclol's Disease

So could we stop with the alienation of this Woclol's Disease victims? Do they not deserve a safe place to be when these psychotic fits start to happen? Would you want to live in a world where these fits start to happen at random? So this is why I support Safe Spaces, because these people who demand them need help.