I Hate Amy Schumer

No joke, I really do hate that self-important bitch. Her whole shtick is basically summed up thus: "OMG I'm a whore and I'm empowered and such, I'm brave and all!!"

Oh look, illustration time:

Her jokes usually go along the lines of "Yeah, I fuck guys, like all the time" and that's it, no ironic twist, no social commentary (Like the one about society's views on those who have STDs), nothing, just that. What I hate most are her fans. Man her fans are obnoxious as hell, and they believe that she is this paragon of progressivism and social justice everywhere. Except she's not, she joked about black guys not having "black" names, having a job, non-black hobbies, as if somehow black people who get jobs, get a life, and make something of themselves are an anomaly.

Oh and guess what the fans say to that: "Is funny, durrr..."

What is it with the social justice crowd and their own disdain for black people, but then be all white-knightey for women? That is hypocritical.


So to recap, Amy Schumer is unfunny, her fans suck, and black people are not your crutch for comedy.

Obligatory gay joke about Black Guys, I'm a hypocrite...

I'll see you cunts later when "Do 'I Hate Mars Bars' " suggestions starts flooding my inbox.