Are you a neckbeard? Find out with this quiz.

It's time for a special quiz called Are You a Neckbeard? We start off with 0 points, and if you count how many you get, you may go to the counter at the bottom to compare how many points you got to see how much of a neckbeard you are.

Let's begin.

You wear a fedora. +5

You have a trenchcoat. +5

You are unhygienic. +5

You still live with your parents. +5

You're still a virgin after 18 +5

You have never been in a relationship +10

You make a neckbeard quiz +10

You have an unhealthy view about the opposite sex +10

You never talked to the opposite sex +10

You suck at interacting to the opposite sex +10

You have a body pillow +25

You watch harem anime +25

You watch moe anime +25

You watch shitty anime in general +25

You defend shitty anime despite the obvious fact that it sucks +25

You probably listen to J-pop like Burzum or Mayhem (K-pop like Children of Bodom is where it's at) +25

You get mad over a different opinion +25

You play huniepop/senran kagura/hydrodickmeasuring numbnuts/other erotic games (they all suck) +50

You like cutesy stuff +50

You are a brony +50

You know every MLP song (They suck so much, they make the sound of someone dying from their own vomit sound like Bach) +50

You keep singing MLP songs in public (Again, they all suck. I guess Crush 40 wasn't even an option by then) +50

You like disney movies +50

You like those shitty disney songs (i.e. all of them) +50

You know every disney song +50

(Seriously, what is with neckbeards and shitty music? I'm gonna crank Children of Bodom out loud on the nearest speaker and scream "HAISTA VITTU*!!!" in their ear while kicking their ass, then steal the girl of their dreams and make out with them heavily just to spite them, because this is stupid)

You enjoy fanservice anime like that Dragonmaid show (I haven't seen any episode, but then again, I've never tasted dog shit before and I know to stay away from it) +50

You are a furry +50

You are into furry rp +50

You wear a fursuit +50

You have a waifu +50

You are an alt-rightist +100

You claim to be going your own way but still bitch about feminism like a massive pussy +100

You are/were a part of gamergate +100

You care about non-existant "Men's issues" +100

You hate women in general +100

You think feminism is the reason you can't get laid +100

You're Gaijin Goombah +500

Let's tally up the scores then:

0-75

You're good.

75-250

Caution, turn back now!

250-2000

You are beyond saving, please kill yourself.

* "Haista Vittu" is Finnish for "Fuck You!" Alexi Laiho said it in one of his concerts.

Words I Want to Erase from the English Language

English: A mutated combination of Germanic and Latin, with a helping dash of Celtic mixed in it. A truly beautiful language that makes it harder for immigrants to blend in to our society, yeah take that you pissy Arab bitches, you're too lame for the awesomeness that is America!! Unfortunately, there are some words in English that suck ass, and if given the opportunity, would completely eradicate from the English language forever. Such examples include:

Anti-SJW

Okay, not so much of a word as much as it is an onomatopoeia (i.e. pow, crunch, etc. words that are sound effects) for the act of a lobotomy itself. When someone describes themselves as anti-sjw, they're actually saying that they may be like those people who say they're "anti-fascist" like it's some special stance that no one else has taken. Same with these retards, except these people actually want to ban social justice because they don't like what they have to say.

Egalitarian

Morons who don't want equality. They always describes themselves as such, and then in the same breath call themselves "anti-feminists". Guess what, morons, you don't want equality, you want superiority for white people and males exclusively. Besides, equality is stupid, everyone knows I'm above everybody else.

Eagle-itarian

Some dipshit thought it would be clever to combine the words Eagle and Egalitarian, except it's not.

Anti-feminist

See: Egalitarian

Brony

Can we finally agree as a species that grown men watching my little pony is not normal at all? I mean, how is it not considered laughable for dudes to watch something for little girls? I'm still laughing at them for that, because in the minds of rational people, it's still one of the most hilarious things to witness. Sadly everyone else seems to have gone insane, and started claiming that it's normal. Guess what, morons, it's not. This is why we need a return to manliness. Next time, tell your damn kids that boys should not be playing with girl's toys or watch something made for girls, otherwise you get the pony jar project (don't look it up).

Pro-logic

Everytime some dipshit describes themselves as that, that makes me pro-suicide.

Sex-positivity

See also: Stupidity

Woke

Go back to sleep!

DDLG

Or Daddy-Dom Little Girl. Man, what is up with people? This is a weird fetish anyway, and the people involved with it are definitely not normal. These people really do have mental illness.

Hentai

Seriously, scrub that shit off the internet, we have kids here. Also, the people who do jack off to that shit are freaks and degenerates.

Moe

Moe anime sucks!

Angrygrape1337

Just kidding, I kick ass!