Yes, you guys read the title correctly, and no they aren't trolling.
So it brings us to this Seinfeldian question: Who are these people?
Come on, do I have to say it? Fellow boomers, wine aunts, and younger people who were raised by the previous one or two.
Okay, Tom Merrill drops a decent point about not being an extremist and sexist. I would agree, don't be far-left or far-right, stay away from Hasan Piker and Nick Fuentes, stay away from Andrea Dworkin or Andrew Wilson, all good point. And what does DirtDog himself say about this? He still makes it about video games! Like dude, what is your fucking problem? Did Sephiroth steal all your hair or something? I mean that would be a valid crashout, not gonna lie.
And stop chasing girls, it's actually a fruitless endeavor, plus chasing women implies they're running from you for a reason. Read the room.
Yeah, sure buddy, we believe you. I'm sure seven totally real girls are falling for Royce Lopez here.
Ahh yes, blaming feminism and the MeToo movement, sure. It's like you guys run on a script.
What DirtDog described isn't chivalry, it's called being performative. Susan B. Anthony didn't kill chivalry, Smith and Wesson killed chivalry.
A common disengenious argument, the men commenting this won't work know this intrinsically due to it being outdated. Also what if there's criticisms of the original post from a feminist or egalitarian perspective?
Also for younger guys reading this, you may notice a lot of women agreeing with this, the reason they want that princess treatment, not realizing that it's actually very creepy. And yes, they generalize themselves too, saying "all women want this" while ignoring the women who objects to this generalization (or calls them sluts and pickmes). Remember when I said women have flaws and complexities? This is what I was talking about.
"Only I can give the princess treatment! But first, fishing then Chocobo riding."
Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it'll work for everyone else.
I mean, how else are they supposed to interpret that? Chris Hatch was saying "These women are single because you smell bad and don't bring flowers."
Birth rates dropping is because of multiple factors, not because someone didn't follow dogshit boomer advice.
I think it might be the part where he suggests yoga, as in treat yoga as a hunting ground but for dates. You see why this might be a problem? If not, then you are beyond saving.
Okay, I'll take this on threefold:
- Are they terrifying because they disagree? You must have been one sheltered child.
- Who the fuck cares about some public couple? No seriously, who the fuck cares?
- No, we hate boomers, and for good reasons.
Not even close. Even if that were true, it still doesn't change the fact that the original post is entirely unrealistic and outdated.
So you're saying that objecting to giving up on video games, a mainstream hobby, is the reason incels exist? Nevermind that half of the global output of gamers are women.
Chris Hatch literally says young men should go to yoga as it's a gathering place for women.
Also you as a woman should know that women aren't this monolithic entity. Not every girl wants flowers, and being a gentleman is not what you think it is.
OH COME ON NOW TOM! Just when I was really starting to like you, you pull this shit.
What if they aren't all misogynists? Again, from a feminist and egalitarian perspective, Chris Hatch's dating advice would be backwards and outdated, even misogynistic itself.
Tom, look, if his response to "Maybe step 1 should be not being a sexist or political extremist" is "bUt yOu NeEd tO StOp wHaT YoU EnJoY aNd ChAsE WoMeN BrO!!!111!" it really should tell you something is not quite right with the DirtyDog. It says a lot about him that he views wishing to experience Final Fantasy VII is much MUCH worse than being an extremist and sexist.
Crucial difference between treating women well and manipulative tactics to force a date.
Also you missed the part where he says "don't have hobbies you enjoy and the right woman will come to you" which is entirely false, because what if she likes video games as well? What if she's interested in your hobbies? Knoiw what happens when you give up on your hobbies? You become the most boring person ever, while she goes after the bad boys with actual personality.
It's possible to meet someone online, the apps, Discord, whatever. It's 2026, not 1996.
It's funny that unless he's "weird and smelly" the ladies have to give him a fair shot. If she's not interested, it won't work. Please think about the other women who have to be coerced by some creepy guy. Would you want to be in that situation? Of course not!
And that concludes the roasting of these fellow boomers. You may notice a commonality of these comments, they're either ad hominems, or survivorship bias. It's always the same thing, "Hurr triggered lib?" and other assorted slogans from 2016. You guys are in your 40s to 60s, it's time to move the fuck on from 2016.
Anyone with two braincells can see why this advice doesn't work. Stop trying to be this performative dude, stop giving up hobbies, stop faking interests, be your genuine self, gain some interests and passions, meet new people anywhere, and if you have to take dating advice from some boomer with the most norwooded hair there is, if you have to take hair advice of any kind from a guy who goes to GreatClips, and if you have to take advice from a guy who thinks playing video games is worse than being a misogynist, you've already fucked up.
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