Another year, yet another shitty holiday. Seriously, what the hell is everybody's deal with Valentine's Day? I just can't take the cupids, the hearts, the lovey-dovey bullshit, the irritating baby-talk, it makes me wanna take a shit. In fact, I might go to the bathroom and take a shit right now. Know what? forget the bathroom, I'm gonna take a shit on all the stupid and saccharine decorations. I hope it ruins everyone's day, because mine's ruined already. I just can't fucking take it anymore.
Why does the music have to suck too? It seems like most love songs are so kitcsh to the point it makes you wanna rip your ears off. The songs sound like the enitre band took horse tranquilizers, and the lead singer always sounds like he has to jizz, like he's looking at Sophie Dee or some shit. Come on, man, play some Megadeth or KMFDM or something that doesn't suck. I also hate the fucking TV specials. They all have the same plot. No one cares that you're looking to get your dick wet, you desperate loser. The only good Valentine's Day special is some dude pays a hooker, gets his dick wet, boom, end cut print. Is it too short? Yes, and that's the way it should be.
So yeah, another year, another shitty Valentine's Day. The movies, the music, the artwork, the decorations, everything makes me wanna puke and shit at the same time. Why have a holiday where you get your SO some shitty Teddy Bear that sits on a shelf the rest of the 364 days? What's the point? Fuck that shit!
