Another year, another shitty holiday where I have to spend time alone, again. Why? The Cupids, the couples, the hearts, the Teddy Bears, the hugging, the asspats, just, fucking...barf!
Did I mention I hate couples? Sometimes (read: all the time) I like to imagine these couples who are all mushy and squishy in public to be angry and volatile to eachother in private, and then he breaks up with her by kicking her in the vag, probably on Valentine's Day. Hell, that's how I would break up with stupid bitches, no awkward small talk, no being friends afterward, just my foot vs. her Vagoo.
I would break up with any girl who thinks it's a good idea to wear overalls.
What I also hate is the specials. Dear god, I hate the specials so much I can puke. They all fucking suck. I hate them all! It's always about some loser who can't get his dick wet, so he sends some chick a Valentine's Day card and/or flowers and hopefully she would put out. Yeah, as if Valneturd's Day cards and some flowers have as much value as $20 bills in a hooker's herpes-ridden face. If someone gave me a Valentine's Day card, I'd crumple it up, and stick it up his/her ass, flowers next. Hell, maybe I might find a cupid and stick his stupid arrows up his ass, then rip his head off and shit down his neck. Then I'll stick his head up his ass.
Last but not least, replacing the letter L with W, i.e. "I Wuv You" like that's supposed to be cute, but it makes you sound like you have a mild brain injury, and most of all, you probably deserve to be "Swaughtered" with a rusty Odachi for saying it like that.
I just fucking hate everything about this stupid fucking holiday. Just end this stupid fucking holiday already! When will everybody finally realize that it's all pointless? All we really need to do with Valentine's Day is replace it with a second Halloween. I would just get potato ships, beer, and watch Hellsing and Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust all by myself. No ones invited, everyone can go to hell!
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