One Simple Alternative to the Oxboard: This Will Shock You!

Walking, you lazy-ass.

That's right, walking is done by raising one leg forward, planting it on the ground, then putting the other leg forth, putting that on the ground, rinse and repeat.

Bonus: You won't look like a douchebag while walking...unless you're a 9gag user, and in that case: FUCK YOU!!!

The Average Oxboard douchebag before he sees this article.

So yeah, throw out your feet fedora and fucking walk, it saves time and money, and you can adjust your speed while doing it.