Manosphere: Refuge for Men's Sexual Failure

Nothing quite makes my blood boil more than "Manosphere". It drives me up the wall more than "Blogosphere" or "Blogger". I don't call myself a blogger, what I would call myself is an "edgy journalist" or something, anything other than "Blogger"*.



Back on the subject at hand, Imagine the Internet being a different planet. Take Mars for instance. Yes, imagine if the surface is the internet we know of now, with sites such as Reddit, Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, Deviantart, Youtube, you name it. The Manosphere is located deep in the chasm of the internet, and it is a collection of the saddest groups of dipshits in existence.

Believe me, Bronies exist somewhere in that chasm next to them somewhere.

So lets take apart the provinces of these Manosphere ideals and explain them. Oh, and by explain them, I mean make fun of them relentlessly for being such dipshits


Men's Rights Association

Look, you dumbasses, if you haven't guessed, men don't need rights at this moment, we have them. Oh, but you might say "B-b-b-but the custody cases about children are biased against males." Well, guess what: Don't stick your dick in crazy, not that garbage people like you would ever get the privilege to anyway.

There is an ongoing debate with how unfair male-circumcision is and how it's wrong. If you care about that shit in the real world, then maybe you should circumcise your face, dipshit!

Men Going Their Own Way

Nothing says not giving a fuck about women in general like bitching about them and not shutting up about them 24/7. I am serious, these people always complain about women despite the fact that they decided to not give a fuck about them. If you are going your own way, maybe you should go off a cliff!

Gamergate

Full Ethical Disclosure: I think all Gamergaters are morons and probably pedophiles.

Quick question: Fox News writes an article about how christians are all retarded, what do you do? If you answered ignore them, yes that's what you do, but if you said that we have to make a big deal out of it, then you're a moron.

These guys formed when Kotaku published their "Gamers are Dead" article, and so they went on a quest for journalistic ethics, or make Kotaku apologize for the article...ooookay.

First of all, if you care about what Kotaku writes, then you should be dead.

Second of all, why would you want glorified bloggers to follow journalistic standards when they aren't even real journalists?

Third of all, your mascot looks ugly as fuck!

Chris Chan fanart

I don't know what it is that pisses me off about this design. Maybe it's the color? Puke Green and purple. Why would I hate these colors? I play Metroid, where Samus has a Gravity Suit made of purple with green visor, so it makes no sense. Whatever it is, I would like to kick the artist who designed this in the balls if I ever find him.



Pick-Up "Artists"

Speaking of kicking in the balls, I think the artist part may refer to modern art, because if failing every pick up and calling any woman a "feminazi cunt" after they call the cops on you or use pepper spray on you or getting kicked in the balls by them makes you an artist, then me drawing some dude taking a shit may be artsy.







What do all these groups have in common? They think that somehow feminism is the fault of society's shitty attitude towards men. You do realize that this society is male-dominated, so saying that this is somehow the fault of feminism is bullshit. What is really happening is that you guys are spineless weirdos who should grow a fucking pair.

The Manosphere ideology and groups have been listed as hate groups under the Southern Poverty Law Center for a reason, and they have the KKK as well as Christian Extremist organizations listed under them as well. If your group is listed under there, then you fucked up.

So if you're a part of the Manosphere and you're reading this, go fuck yourself! If you guys were really manly, then you wouldn't complain that women were oppressing you by being some kind of human being with a job and shit.

That's all for now, so if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go masturbate to Cockhold Porn.



*I know I am on the site named Blogger since I wrote this, but I don't give a fuck anyway, I'm a maverick, bitches!