Space Science Isn't Useless, You Are!!

If you're like me when I watch YouTube, you might catch yourself watching gaming videos, science videos, history videos, etc...and the occasional gross-out video. Of course I watch the documentaries more because there is a special feeling I get when watching them. Very similar to taking a dump. Yeah, like you're in this special place where you can be yourself. So you can imagine how I feel when some asshole breaks down my door of my bathroom, tells me my shit stinks and telling me to flush my toilet. UTTER FRUSTRATION!!! I need to install floor turrets, because this shit is getting out of hand.

That's the naysayers of space exploration, they go into our humble little (Ahem) abode and start telling us that space travel isn't important, just so they can seem more important than us.

Nothing pisses me off more than people who simply say "We can't go to space because we have problems here on Earth to deal with." or "It's just a waste of taxpayers' money!!" or some other nonsense relating to space travel.

This is brought up on every video, article, whatever, that has to do with space. We have so many people who like to engage in the very thrilling experience of watching a fascinating video of space, and like to share their appreciation  and passion for science and knowledge, then we get one random asshat in the comments section telling us that space travel is not important because reasons;  THESE REASONS ARE ALL BULLSHIT!!!

"We have wars to fight here on Earth, and we have to end them all before we colonize outer space because, again, reasons."

Yes, there are wars everywhere, but do we, as in the United States, have to end them all? Yeah, good luck with that. I don't get that argument at all. We can end wars and advance science at the same, it's not like some RPG adventure where you get only one choice.

"Space exploration is just a waste of taxpayers' money."

No, it's not, you mutated shit sack, Space exploration basically gave us free stuff, like iPhones, 3D graphics, laptops, etc. In fact, that is just a part of the total national budget from NASA's inception is very small, compared to the total military budget spent by our government. In fact, if you compare total budget spent on space exploration to that of the total military budget spent, you would see that it's like comparing a toothpick with Ron Jeremy's erect cock!

Nothing says America like not giving a fuck about science (nationalpriorities.com)!!

"We aren't gonna find anything out here, so what's the point?!"

The real question is this: What are we trying to find? Oh, and what a shock, I have the answer: ANYTHING!!

Yes, what is the point of learning about our Solar System, how Earth began, how the Solar System began, living in space, and even Mining in space. That's right, you wanted a point, you got it. There are so many rare earth metals located in space on bodies such as The Moon, Mars, The Asteroid Belt, etc. In fact, the elements we could be mining on the Moon include Silicon, Iron, Titanium, and Manganese.

That astronaut in the background gets me!!

Space travel made everything awesome, and if it weren't for it, you'd be living at home with a TV bigger than my nuts, a phone so corded you'd think it had a leash for good reason, and beds would feel like sleeping on top of spikes. So be thankful you get to experience high technology.


"All it is is just looking at boring space rocks! How does this benefit us?"

Yet you're fine with Soldiers blowing up normal rocks? (I can oversimplify everything, too) Oh, I heard this sometimes, and let me say this: You do realize your grand-children are gonna live near those "Boring" "Space Rocks", and you're gonna be on Earth and become that old guy who lives near garbage, and yelling to the kids over how space exploration is ruining today's (Tomorrow's?) youth, and droning on over how back in your day, you blew up boring rocks in the Middle East.

Again: Laptops, Smartphones, Smoke Alarms, Memory foam, even 3D graphics like that on the PS4. Saying that Space Travel has nothing to do with us is a huge lie. Now what did war do to benefit us? Oh yeah: NOTHING!! In fact, it got us in the national debt in the trillions to begin with, I don't see you having problems with that.

Now here's a gallery of "Boring Spacerocks" that somehow aren't boring at all:

Not only are these arguments stupid, it just shows how little they know of Science, Government, Technology, etc. In other words, morons who don't do research will-SURPRISE!! Be total morons.

Now if you'll go excuse me, I have to fight the Cyborg Penguins on the Planet Disukskemildik, from the galaxy of asssdiksuker.

Here's an artists' representation of me embarking on this historic mission:

My barber really fuck my shit up!