Deconstructing The Worse Comic I Have Ever Read

You see, I have seen a load of shitty, unfunny garbage in my 16 years of being on the internet. You see, the internet, like communism, looks good on paper, but when applied in real life, there are ugly, unintended consequences, unlike communism, it did do some good, but you have to be a super explorer to get even somewhat decent content.

Daniel Boon? More like Dankiel Boon...I'll show myself out.

However, I'm not here to talk about such things like decent content, I'm here to take a look at the dumbest comic I've seen from everyday feminism:

Nice drawing of Gluttony

Read it all? Thought it was stupid? Me too. Now we should examine what exactly is wrong with this comic.

 Here's the important part, because this is the point where the comic falls apart (I have the panels numbered just so I can point to it easily):
In panels 1, 2, and 3, neckbeard is defined by someone who is fat, a loser, and lives in his mom's basement. Now that is a great description of what a neckbeard is except IT'S NOT!
Urban Dictionary already provided us the correct term:

Maybe if you looked on Urban Dictionary instead of Tumblr over what a neckbeard is, then maybe your comic wouldn't fall apart. Actually, you wouldn't even have this comic at all!

1. Yeah, I have never even seen Republicans or Democrats use that word. The only people who use neckbeard to mean "person I disagree with" are, in fact, neckbeards.

2. Well, here's a reason we use neckbeard to describe bigots, because both bigots and neckbeards have one thing in common: They lack self awareness and are usually smug.

3. and 4. This is not what the term "neckbeard" describes.


Again:

 So there you have it. Tell you what, everytime there is something in the comic that requires the Urban Dictionary screenshot, I'm just gonna exclaim "URBAN DICTIONARY!!"

5. Yeah, no!

1. More like a worse society. It seems like feminism today is mostly buzzkill central.

2. So not having a shitty beard or actually bathing is "Arbitrary"? Are you fucking serious?! No they are not arbitrary, it's fucking normal! I'll tell you what arbitrary is: You are supposed to look like Johnny Depp took acid and jumped in mud. That's arbitrary.

3. Of course someone with a lack of self awareness would conflate being kind and loving kittens with being a good person. That's a hallmark of lacking any self awareness. I've met people who are usually kind to others, and they are fucking bastards deep down inside! Also, suppose I donated to feminist causes, then decided to support Trump in building a wall to keep Mexicans from entering the United States? Would you then consider me a good person?

Also, I doubt sitting at your computer shirtless and masturbating to child porn and/or My Little Pony rule 34 is something I would consider kind.

Chris Hansen drinks Brony Tears

1. and 2. No! No! No! FUCKING NO! "Neckbeards" are not actually autistic, just lazy. They use autism as an excuse, just like shitty parents use autism as an excuse for their ugly, shitty child's behavior!

3. No, "neckbeard" does not target those traits, because URBAN DICTIONARY!!

4. No, when we use neckbeard, we send the message that you are a smug douchebag who is, in reality, a failure and don't know why! Kinda like you are right now.

 

No it isn't! In fact, being skinny is a stereotype for being poor, and being fat is a stereotype of rich people. If you're gonna do a comic, at least do some research!

1. No women don't look good in it. Men don't look good in it. Nobody looks good in it. Shave your shitty facial hair!

2. So neckbeard is a gender now?! Well I identify as a neckbeard-kin! Now here comes the white-princessing, which is the female equivalent of white-knighting! Ok, seriously, if white knighting is looked down upon and everyone hates them, how in the ever-living fuck do you think white princessing isn't going to have the same effect as well?

3. Yeah, of course men who are into conventional gender roles are not bothered by it. You know why? Because we ignore things like that.

Also, you didn't censor Hell, but you censored Bitch and Cunt? Well, as a demon-kin, I am offended.

4. The term "Toxic Masculinity" is usually the point where I stop taking you seriously, but the point where I stop taking you seriously is from panel 1. Also, Toxic Masculinity DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST!!

5. and 6. Oh noes, if we stereotype misogynists as looking like Kevin Federline, then the actual misogynists who look like Kevin Federline would get away scot-free! Oh noezz!

1. Yes, everyone loses their temper! Notice how I am losing mine!! Jackass!!

2. Yes, because fat and autistic people are all neckbeards...URBAN DICTIONARY!!

3. Thanks for allowing me to point out how much of a dipshit you are!

Now if you'll excuse me, Pepe Crockett and I are gonna go defend 4chan from those goddamned normies!

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