No You Do Not Need Feminism

Chances are, if you are middle class, live in a country where there is more favor granted towards women (Which is benevolent sexism, which, even feminists say is bad), and are actually able to get a higher education, you may not need feminism at all, because you already have it.


What I'm not here to talk about are the benefits of feminism, but I'm talking about morons who say they need feminism! No, not the women who need it, so they don't have to be forced into worshiping Sephiroth, but dipshit college aged people (Because men do it too) who think they need feminism for the most bullshit reasons. I'm talking about pictures where some dumbass writes on a piece of paper of why they need Feminism.




But unlike the other rants I made, we aren't gonna talk about the thing itself, you just have to see it, and I will show you about 7 instances of it being retarded instead of just ranting about it, because you just have to see it to believe it. 

Let's Start:

1. Some dumb ass doesn't know how Universities are named

 

Just...I...uhh...WHAT?! If your University is named after a man, then HE is the one who founded the University!! Now you want to change it to a name of a woman?! Not only is this going to piss on your University founder's legacy, but you'll still complain about how they are just trying to seem progressive, in other words, you'll still whine about gender inequality because you think it will get you laid!! Well, bad news, Feminists don't want a mangina, and they certainly don't want stalkers who hang candid pictures of girls on their dorm room walls, either.

2. A gay woman pedophile like pretty pink ponies

Ahh, yes, this is totally what I imagined what Egoraptor would be like was autistic, slightly deformed from fetal alcohol syndrome, and replaced his chins with a neckbeard. Especially the angle, like he's trying to make himself look skinny, but we can tell you're fat as fuck! Seriously, that angle isn't covering your tits, which are massive compared to Pamela Anderson's. Seriously, work out--oh, wait, that would require you to actually be manly anyway, and that is something a lesbian female pedophile is unable to do. Why are bronies so weird? Even the Pegasisters (Female fans of the show) are weird, too.

I would rather go to hell than peg this sister.

Also, Pinkie Pie? I don't feel like searching up Doom Rule 34 just for a joke, sorry.

3. So apparently MichaelDragon800 and Frank Zappa were in the same cloning machine, and that monstrosity knows Greek Letters

Yes, we do know that Alpha and Beta are Greek Letters You know what else is a Greek Letter? Omega, and that is what you are, my friend. Also, nice mustache.

4. Non-Sequitur

You don't need feminism to like poetry, you need to tell the people who are giving you shit for it to piss off. In other words, GROW A FUCKING PAIR!!!

5. Holy shit, Bubbles moved out of Sunnyvale Trailer Park?!

No, seriously, you need feminism because everyone is telling you to throw all that hentai shit away!? Real women like Marie Curie did work on pioneering the knowledge of radioactivity, which led to the invention of X-Rays. Real women like Amelia Earhart were the first of women to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean before being taken by Aliens, or something. Real women like Carolyn Porco did work on the Voyager Missions and paved the way for understanding the Outer Solar System. So unless your stupid fucking waifus invents warp travel, real women are still gonna be respected more than those bags of fluff!

6. Her Mutated Snatch Can Talk Shit to You!!

I'm not gonna touch that...

7. So Basically you Want to be Harassed?!

So what the hell is feminism gonna do when you don't get harassed on the streets? I thought all you feminists didn't want that? Also, you spelt harassment wrong, dumbass! That would be like how I want to be murdered so badly!



















So that does it for the "I Need Feminism because X" kind of people, and I would like to personally congratulate these fine people for standing up against the Patriarchy so I can make fun of them for being such stupid sacks of shit! It was all good!



Next time, on Angrygrape's homemade blogs, I travel the world for a gag for this article's ending, I even have my bags ready, and I will have photos ready.

Pictured: Me with the bare essentials, such as water, food, guns, bombs, swords, holograms, dildos, an entire military base with ex-NAVY SEALS hired to protect it, a deed to The Alamo, Dracula's Castle, and the Taj Mahal, and last, but not least; Metallica along with their tour buss, instruments, amps, mics, ect. all in one bag. NOTE: Not Actually me.