Yet another shitty day, why you ask? Because it's Valentine's Day. What even is the deal with this holiday? I mean, it's just the same shit over and over again, everyone's just hugging, kissing, playing grabass, and buying these shitty chalk candies. Yuck, and those damned cupids, I hate them all. I wish I could shoot them all with a nine-inch-nailgun. Let's see how your arrows work against nine inch nails between the eyes! Hell, maybe they should get zapped, or get lava nailed to death!
Me: 1 Cupids: 0
Okay, enough Quake references, Valentine's Day sucks ass and I hope it gets replaced with a better holiday, maybe Second Halloween, Van Halen's Day, Black Winter Day, your choice. If a holiday's whole thing is sappy and disgusting displays of hearts and cupids, obnoxious shades of pink, and shitty candies that says "be mine", maybe it deserves to be abolished. I won't be yours, I belong to no one, I'm a Freeman, I have crowbars and Gluon guns, no one can claim me!
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