I still hate Valentine's Day. Seriously, what the hell is up with that stupid fucking holiday? What the hell is everyone's problem these days? Why does it exist? Is it not simply some empty corporate advertising thing designed to sell hearts and shit? Yet people still go crazy over it, and I still don't see the appeal! That's the thing, the hearts, the pink, teddy bears, the cupids, the sappy love quotes, everything, I hate it all! Especially the sappy quotes. Take a look at this quote for instance:
First of all, Conan isn't gonna be happy with this. Second of all, there isn't "just one happiness" fuckface, there's many others, take for instance, playing video games, going for a walk, getting head from a hooker, crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentation of their women, not this touchy-feely shit! I am so close to throwing up all because of this stupid fucking holiday, all I want just for this one occasion is to see all the cupids and cherubs getting impaled with hooks, then dipped in acid. I would pay good money for the Doomslayer to kill Cupids instead of demons. Come to think of it, they should make a new Doom game, but instead of killing demons, you kill cupids, care bears, MLP ponies, all that kind of shit, I would have lots of fun!
In fact, I forgot to mention that the Cherubs used to look badass. Look at this shit:
Do you see how badass that shit is? That was what the Cherubs were supposed to look like, they look like Castlevania bosses, and if you look like a Castlevania boss, you are doing something right. But guess what, modern corporate branding had to water them down and make them look cutesy for this heaping pile of goat-shit of a holiday, so now they look like this:
Maybe one day we would abolish this pointless holiday, and replace it with something cool. Too bad society still couldn't pry their heads out of their collective asses, so now I'm by myself still miserable. Fuck Valentine's Day, and fuck Cupids!
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