The Emoji Movie sucked balls. It underperformed in the ratings department, but did get a lot in return, but now it got meme'd into oblivion. The plot is the very same as other movies about being yourself, cliches littered the movie that it feels like the writers were all like "Let's just remake Wreck-It-Ralph, Inside-Out, and the Lego Movie" and they did. Okay, enough of the movie, because I would end up repeating the same thing almost every reviewer and their mothers already said, so I'm gonna say what every movie reviewer and their mothers are saying about the people who got to see the movie.
Yes, the moviegoers are to blame. Why, you ask? Well, think about it, why would people pay to see a movie with the worst idea ever? Curiosity. Perfect, movie studios don't even have to put effort into their movies anymore, just make bad movies, and curious people will pay to see it. That's standard now. That's how bad shows and movies keep succeeding. Why else was Miss Kobayahi's Dragon Maid popular for a while before everyone realized it sucked? Ever noticed a huge increase in "You won't believe this" type articles on Facebook? That's because idiots keep clicking that article just to drag themselves through atrocious 7th Grade writing just to find the answer to whatever question the article title is asking. Here's a flow chart explaining this:
So in essence: QUIT PAYING FOR BAD STUFF! Only Movie Reviewers are allowed to do that. Torrent it like the rest of civilization are doing right now. And for fucks sake, don't watch Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, we all know any snime with any kind of fanservice like that is gonna suck, no point in seeing it.
The only thing that could possibly be worse than The Emoji Movie is The My Little Pony Movie. Many movie critics would rather slit their wrists and poor acid into the wounds than watch that shit...at least I would.
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