Country Music is one of the worst types of music imaginable, kinda like Disney Music, or MLP music, or worse; actually, that's all I can think of.
Every song sounds the same, and it's always about the same shit. Whiskey, girls, huntin' and shootin', vague racism, and Trucks. Seriously? Trucks? Nobody cares about some shitty truck some fat redneck drives around in Alabama, it's a vehicle to get from point A to point B, nobody gives a shit. Talk to me when you get a Gundam.
She thinks my Gundam's sexy.
If it's not some incredibly cheesy themes they have, there's the incredibly sappy themes and lyrics they have. Probably something to do with break-ups or some shit. Big deal. The worst offender is Alan Jackson with his 9-11 song meant to cash in on a national tragedy. "Do you rememebr when the Towers fell?" Yes, dipshit, we saw the whole thing happen, we spent 10 years in Afghanistan for this shit, you think we all live under a rock? Fuck you!!
Another is Keith Urban. Tonight I wanna cry? I'd be crying too if I had to listen to your whiny voice for 4 minutes, those precious 4 minutes I could be spending listening to Linkin Park, especially from Hybrid Theory/Meteora/Hunting Party. That's what bugs me; every dipshit seems to think Linkin Park is too emo, but that's not the case, they obviously haven't listened to Keith Urban. Apparently, Country Music causes suicide I'd kill myself too if I had to listen to Faith Hill's Breathe instead of Sugar Ray's superior version of the same name.
Country Music sucks! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna blast Metallica on max.
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